House of Syns
Specimen P Fantasy Dildo
Specimen P Fantasy Dildo
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Nobody told the apex predator it was supposed to be extinct.
Out past the edge of the map, the old world never ended, and Specimen P is proof. Its hide is all burnished copper, weathered teal, and mossy gold, pebbled with scales and flecked with tiny bumps that catch the light like sun on a riverbed. The crown of this prehistoric dildo flares into a ruffled, jagged-edged frill, the kind of thing a creature wears when it wants to be noticed. Rising from its heavy, boulder-like base is one glossy horn, angled to press all the right places along the perineum.
Scaled Hide
A dense, pebbled texture runs the length of the body, rough in all the right ways
Frilled Crown
A bumpy, ruffled tip with a distinct lip, built to make an entrance
Perineum Horn
One upswept horn at the base, angled to stimulate the perineum while you’re otherwise occupied
Sun-Baked Colorway
Copper warming to gold, then cooling into oxidized teal, like a predator basking on a hot rock
Premium Silicone
Non-porous, body-safe, and easy to clean. Hand-poured and hand-tinted, colors may vary.
CARE
CARE
Alright, synners, gather round. Your silicone is tough as hell, but it’s not immortal, and we’d like you to enjoy your toys for years instead of mourning them after a week. Don’t gnaw on it, slice it, or grind it against anything rough, because a tiny tear is just a rip waiting for its big break. Keep silicone lube away from it, too. They’re the same material, and they absolutely do not play nice. Store your House of Syns toys apart from other brands, especially cheap vinyl knockoffs, unless you enjoy sticky, smelly, color-bleeding disasters.
CLEANING
CLEANING
Wash your new toy with soap and warm water before its first quest, and grab a decent water-based lube, because we believe in you but not in your bad decisions. After every session, scrub that thing down so bacteria and mystery gunk don’t set up camp. Soap and warm water will do the trick, but if you’re feeling aggressive, stronger cleaners are fair game as long as you rinse like you mean it. Feeling lazy? Toss it in the dishwasher. We won’t tell your roommates. For the nuclear option, scrub it with a sponge and soak it in a 10% bleach-water solution for an hour. Then rinse, dry, and move on with your life.
STORAGE
STORAGE
Give your toys a decent place to sleep. Keep them off chemicals and anything scratchy, and tuck them into a zip-top bag or a clean, dry towel somewhere they won’t get squished or splashed by whatever you knocked over last night. The tube your product came in is great for storage as long as you bag your product up. If your collection is growing (no judgment, we encourage it), invest in a toy box. And one more time for the synners in the back: don’t let your House of Syns toys touch other toy brands. They aren't worthy.
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Disclaimer of Liability
Disclaimer of Liability
House of Syns assumes no responsibility or liability for any injury, loss, or damage incurred as a result of any use of, or reliance upon, the information and materials contained on this website or within this document. This includes, but is not limited to, damage resulting from improper use, handling, cleaning, or storage of our products, or from contact between our products and other toys, materials, lubricants, or chemicals.
House of Syns has taken considerable care in preparing the information and materials provided here. However, we cannot provide any warranty concerning the accuracy or completeness of this information. All information is provided “as is,” and it is the responsibility of the user to determine whether it is suitable for their own circumstances.
By using our products and relying on the information provided, you acknowledge and accept that House of Syns is not liable for any damage or loss arising from disregarding the care and usage instructions provided.
